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Hi! What are you still doing here? Don't you know that all the cool people are now over at girlwithgreencard? Go ahead, click it! It won't hurt, I promise! See y'all over there! Wheeee!

Hi!
There's something I need you to do. It's easy enough, I promise.
READ ALL THE DIRECTIONS FIRST, OKAY?!!

1. Scroll down and watch the "Evolution of Dance" Video.
It's 6 wisely invested minutes and I just wouldn't feel right if you didn't see it.

2. When you've recovered from the laughing, you may watch it again. It's okay, I'll wait here while you do it.

3. Then, read about how awesome my husband is. I KNOW! Pretty awesome, huh?!!

4. Whan that's done, and ONLY AFTER you have read those two VERY IMPORTANT POSTS, you may click here. Enjoy.

Hi there, Internet!
Let me tell you some news.
1. D. and I tricked crap box into letting us install the Microsoft Office.
2. My parents are coming back from their national park trip tomorrow night.
3. I'm graduating officially this Friday.
4. The Ducks swept Colorado off the ice. HAHAHA! This means WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS, BABY!
5. Tickets for the next two home games went on sale Saturday at 12pm. At 1:30pm, when I thought to look for tickets, there were no two seats next to each other for either of the games available. Hmpf.
6. I just got the following email:

Sonja,

I am presuming that your parents will want to pack Sunday night (May
21st). I envision us being at JP Getty Museum from 11-5. On our return
home, I envision dropping you off at the Mighty Ducks Anaheim Pond for
Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals and taking your parents home to
pack. I will drive back to pick you up when the game is finished. I will be with you in spirit listening on the Internet with my cell phone handy for major hurrrahhhh moments. I think you should go for this. This is part of you graduation gift, but I
thought you needed to know in advance. I love you bunches.

D.

Please click and view the magic that is The Evolution of Dance. You'll thank me right around the time you hear YMCA (or sooner). You can find more info about Judson Laipply on his website.

Remember when I said I'd tell you about my computer eating my yummy data? Here you have it:

On Monday, my computer started making charming sounds, sort of like somebody holding a thin stick into a moving bicycle wheel ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Hmpf, I thought and tried to shut it down. It refused, so I turned it off manually to show that machine who's boss. As it turns out, boss wasn't me... and when I turned it back on, it had reset itself to some sort of sorry excuse of its factory settings.
Today, I had the honor of reformatting it. My favorite part of that process (ha!) is where you get to assign the computer a name. My PC has been Nemo and Frodo (because we're nerds, that's why).
The name it got today is Crapbox. That'll show him!